The Showbiz Scene

Today:

--More Dark Batman things
--Pineapple Express = pretty good--somebody get me some cheetos
--Google Phrase of the Day: "Mr. T's Banned Snickers Commercial"
--Mr. T is not scared of gay men

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Today:

--Paris for President
--Dark Knight a Dark Omen?
--Mary Kate, drug kingpin
--google prase of the day: "Jump on the Money Train"

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today:

--Bratton speaks openly
--a Brit in Paris?
--Verne sues for big bucks
--Taylor is 76, OK
--google phrase of day: "elderly advice"

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Today:

--Plinko pandamonium
--Hannah Montana to end? Millions of cash-strapped parents cheer.
--Miley says 'no'? No?
--Shia LaDrunk
--Google Phrase of the Day: "drunk history"

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today:

--Exclusive Christian Bale Audio
--Google Phrase of the day: "Christian Bale Audio tap"
--Bueller
--Pamela Anderson with Tommy...and a new show!

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today:

--Bale in Jail (but makes bail)
--Divorce video = no good
--Omarosa still alive
--Whoopi makin'girls cry
--Google Phrase: "Britney ab workout"

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today:

--American Idol Auditions coming to a painfully annoying place near you
--google phrase of the day: "american idol auditions"
--Andy Dick screwed
--Dark Knight a Bright Spot in a bleak summer of crap movies

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today:

--Hulk Hogan gets a message from god
--Grandma Hogan, comedienne
--Arod misses wife on important list
--Google Phrase of the Day: "Hacked Myley Pictures"

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today:

--Don't pick up chicks at toy stores (adult toys, maybe)
--Journey is fast, flimsy
--Meet Dave, dorky, likable
--MJ is flaking away
--Google Phrase of the day: "relationships and marriages of christie
Brinkley"

today:

--Madge and Arod, Arodonna? MadonnArod?
--Mrs. A-Rod's revenge
--Brinkley gets awful truth, hubby gets cyberporn
--at least Vick can afford to eat in prison

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today:

--Mini-me more than a little creepy
--Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, ultimate fighters
--Google phrase: "tim mcgraw fight"
--Wall-E...the best post-apocalyptic robot love story ever

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Today:

--Carlin and his 7 words
--Google Phrase of the Day: "George Carlin"
--Locklear commits herself
--Brit gets Kits
--Rodman gets a gig

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Today:

--Charlie Sheen epithet impaired
--Tony todd gets an apology, and probably the car of his choice
--Jamie Lynn upright again, baby born
--Brit an Emmy winner?
--Get Smart, miss Guru

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today:

--Luke Russert defies the odds, doesn't cry
--who next on Meet the Press?
--Kiera Knightley eats well
--Billy Ray sounds presidential

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Today:

--Linda vs Hulk in Creep Match
--The Happening is funny
--Heigl snubs the Emmy
--27 dresses is bad

today:

--NKOTB on TOUR
--90210 coming back...
--Tori Breeds
--Spike up in Clints shizzle
--Google Phrase of the day: "worst office freakout ever"

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Today:

--Yeeees!...or NOOOO! Ed McMahon facing foreclosure
--Brit life looking up
--Not so for Adnan
--Kung Fu Panda win with Kid Koresspondant
--Google phrase of day: "kung fu monks"

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today:

--Nick Hogan not into prison
--His mom not the best influence
--Tatum hits the pipe
--Brangelina babes? Not yet.
--15 mil...for baby pics


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today:

--Sex and the City
--Bill Murray
--Clay Aiken
--google phrase of the day: "idol junkie"

Today;

--Sharon Stone and karma
--Chinese offer some of their own
--Brooke wrecks; thanks her brother
--Google Phrase of the Day: "Shrimp on a Treadmill"

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today:

--Yes, David Cook wins
--Snipes awaits sweet loving
--Pearlman hardly a jewel
--Satan's minion arrives
--google phrase of the day: "scared to death by a spider"

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Today:

--Special appearance by Kenny Rogers
--Barkely says he's done gambling
--Shania is Single
--Carmen Electra counts, strips
--google phrase of the day: "Carmen Electra Pole"

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today:

--Kung Fu Panda opens in less than a month
--Black lets cat(s) out of the Jolie
--MJ gets to keep NR
--Google Phrase of the Day: Neverland Ranch Song

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today:

--Drew gets aggressive
--Fallon gets a gig
--Anchor drops bomb
--Barton's bum rap
--google phrase: mischa's topographic map

today:

--Castro coup ugly
--Iwasthinkingbobmarley.com
--Osmond attacks
--google Phrase: "mothers day funny"

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today:

--brit on a roll?
--mariah carey marry
--got a prenup
--google phrase "mariah carey diet"

It's really slow.

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Today:

--Brooke White gone
--Paula Abdul not here
--Babs had sex
--Babs has a book
--Horrifying google phrase: indian baby tossing

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today:

--Pitching ace better at scoring
--Mindy Mccready country inspiration
--Rosie out for Miley
--Google phrase: hulk lotion daughter

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Today:

--Smithson appeals to Jesus, still axed
--Rocky not the underdog
--Wesley Snipes to pay out hoohaw
--Megan Fox tops sexy list
--Google Phrase of the Day: "FHM 2008 sexiest"

today:

--Mrs. And Mrs. Ronson
--Miley needs clothes
--Rick Astley is back
--Google phrase of day: "hamster dance video"

today:

--Kristy Lee gets cooked
--Ashlee plus kid = marriage
--Marital advice via youtube
--Google Phrase of the day: "divorce video" NSFW!

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Today:

--Rob Lowe sued, countersues
--Jason Beghe, name unpronounceable, argument near inexplicable
--Carmelo Anthony joins long, long list of celebrity DUIs
--Google Phrase of the day: "Top 11 Celebrity Drunk Videos"

today:

--Couric gone from Today and maybe tomorrow too
--Rock of Love is trash, shiny, white trash
--Idiot sues
--Gwyneth says things are fine
--Google phrase: "old people coldplay"

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today:

--Tom Cruise may not get to kill Hitler
--Naomi flatters herself, attacks
--google phrase of day: "Naomi Campbell Falls"
--Simpsons taken off Venezuelan air
--Hugo have hots for Hoff?

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today:

--Do you have a ledger for that baby?
--Dark Knight greatly anticipated
--Heather Mills and her things
--A revisit to beauty and brains
--google phrase: "miss teen calls 911"

today:

--Chikezie gets one way ticket
--P Diddy drops some justice, beeyatch.
--LA Times gets booty wake up call
--Richie Sambora no longer Slippery When Wet...
--Google P of D: "Livin' on a Prayer"

Today:

--Brit not Brilliant, but the standards are lower
--Pam moves on
--Presley needs some repairs
--Need another high maintenance friend? Go to parisbff.com

today:

--Idol Over Amanda
--Who is Babs talking about?
--Spitzer girl was just 17
--Francis out of can
--Google Phrase "Barbara Rips Mills"

Today:

--Sir Paul will make it
--The Punisher will be punished
--P Diddy to save you from P test
--Mel can help
--Google Phrase of the Day "Mel Gibson Losing It"

today:

--American Idol Ms. Dupre
--Do the "Spitzer"
--Google Phrase: "Ashley Alexandra Myspace"
--Hernandez gone, Cook should be
--Mary Ann no Mary Jane

today:

--Dave Clark Five, Madonna in Hall of Fame
--Timberlake uses spotlight to talk about himself
--Brit gets good news
--No Country on DVD

Today:

--Patrick Swayze Cancer
--Google phrase: "time of your life"
--Billy DID NOT delete LiLo's number
--Willie Nelson has a phone
--Simon sneaks in great comment

today:

--Anna Nicole's estate
--Danny Noriega Christmas card
--Other American Idol news
--Books Gone Wild
--Stealing from the Pope

today:

--Baby bump not just extra weight
--Semipro is semipoor
--Brit drugged?
--MJ in doghouse
--Google Phrase of Day: "Indian Thriller"

Today:

--google phrase a simple site: http://islostarepeat.com
--Seinfeld jumps back in it
--Brangelina prego? Beware.
--Oscars in the doghouse
--whoopi honored on view

today:

--American Idol update
--Pap-in-a-can
--Blonde Ambition goes nowhere...
--Except in Ukraine
--Brit sporting her doodads

Today:

--bobby brown gets pissed
--Dog no longer in doghouse?
--Michael Clayton and American Gangster now on DVD
--Make sure to buy Blu Ray...no HDDVD
--Of course neither will work in your traditional dvd player

Today

--Spiderwick, Jumper both open
--Also, the biggest flop ever now on its way to cable
--Jane Fonda drops the 'C' word on Today Show
--Barron, Paris, drunks
--Google Phrase of the Day: "Scott Halpin"

Today:

--OJ live from the clink!
--Writers Strike is over
--Letterman and Ferguson need to coordinate
--google phrase of the day "inner leprechaun"
--Who's in the doghouse? Hannah Montana or Paris Hilton

Today:

--OJ comes back as BS on Fox 11 News Los Angeles
--We now know what killed Heath, we reminisce
--And read off a list drugs that sounds like the seven psychedelic dwarves
--Michael Rappaport puts paps in doghouse
--google phrase of the day: "Send a message Palestine"

today:

--Prophetic pop song
--white trash-a-ganza with Brit's family
--Barbara Streisand gets her name dropped
--Google Phrase: "political candidate quiz"
--Doghouse quandary

Today:

--"The Package" is OK
--Not a bad romantic comedy; Paul Rudd is great but Lake Bell is hot.
--Google Phrase: "Superbowl Ads"
---(related trivia: average :30 goes for 2.7 million)
--Well-intentioned doc in doghouse

today:

--WaaWaa in the doghouse
--Brit's importance to US Economy
--Google Phrase of the day: "bird reporter's mouth"
--Jamie Lynn hotter than ever
--Breaking: Brit has mental problems

today:

--Google phrase 'heath ledger'
--Doghouse 911...Mary-Kate?
--Rambo violent, very violent
--Stallone juiced? I think so.

today:

--Who is the English Person of the Day?
--hint: She's forgotten her pap.
--A doghouse surprise! (only a precautionary visit)
--Tom is gimpy. Are the Pats concerned.
--Some Razzie noms!

Today:

--Brit buying preg tests
--Google phrase: "crazy tom cruise video"
--tom cruise scary
--Cloverfield, Juno decent movies
--Spidey in the doghouse...

Today:

--babies abound
--Britney married?
--will's new movie
--google phrase of day "hancock trailer"
--mtv in the doghouse for sanjaya

Today:

--Hannah Montana Doppelganger?
--Britney Spears in Mexico...
--A flashback to way back in the 90s
--Pam Anderson, serial monogamist. And knocked up.
--google phrase of the day: milli vanilli

Today!

--Paul McCartney, inspirational hero
--Heather Mills, not
--Google Phrase of the Day: "Conan 1864 baseball"
--conan, leno and kimmel in trouble
--Brit in the doghouse...and some advice

Today:

--TV is back without writers
--except Letterman and Ferguson
--Google Phrase: "Ferguson from the heart"
--or "kimmel damon video" Is that real?
--Hilton/Federline doghouse residents